Van der Merwe in London What about the camera part…. Jenny May 19, 7: I love the ballerina best of all. What a great kid's party idea! Courtesy of Libby Murphy in Cape Town!
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Ek sien djy wassie involved nie". Kan jy dit glo? Ek het net vir n paar sekondes weggekyk, maar toe ek my weer kon kry, is sy halfpad oor in my baan, nog steeds besig met haar bleddie maskara. Nou kyk, as 'n man skrik ek nie maklik nie. Now for a little piece of X-rated entertainment A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that?
Van der Merwe in London Courtesy of Libby Murphy in Cape Town! Whilst in London, he walks around, gaping and staring at everything. So much so that he walks smack bang into a fire hydrant which hits him so hard on the family jewels that they burst. He gets rushed to hospital where the doctors tell him they have to remove his testicles. Eventually they find a South African doctor in the hospital and get him to talk to Van.
He walks up to Van and tells him, "Hey Van, die ouens moet jou ballas uithaal. A blonde walks into a bank in Johannesburg and asks for the loans dept. She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow R10, The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the papers and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank manager and its staff all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a R, Rolls as collateral against a R10, loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the R10, and the interest, which comes to R The bank manager says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow R10,? You are proudly South African when You produce a R note instead of your driver's license when stopped by a traffic officer You can do your monthly shopping on the pavement You have to hire a security guard whenever you park your car You can count the national soccer team's scores with no fingers To get free electricity you have to pay a connection fee of R Hijacking cars is a profession You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election People have the most wonderful names: Anything below 16 degrees Celsius is Arctic weather You call a bathing suit a "swimming costume" You know what Rooibos Tea is, even if you've never had any You can sing your national anthem in four languages, and you have no idea what it means in any of them You know someone who knows someone who has met Nelson Mandela You go to "braais" barbecues regularly, where you eat boerewors long meaty sausage-type thing and swim, sometimes simultaneously You know that there's nothing to do in the Free State You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from SA Submitted by Paula da Silva, Bedfordview, Johannesburg, SA.
If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world. Burglar bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire The tow-trucks are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called.
The police you have to call about three times Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you've just reported When a murderer gets a 6 month sentence and a pirate TV viewer 2 years The prisoners strike and get to vote in elections!
Moving to the US? Join us on Facebook! Most people would click away, however, after learning they need a projector and really, how many people's friends even own one anymore, but don't despair! I rented one from them the last time I needed one.
How did you make them stand up? We tried to do something like that at our church Fall festival, but I couldn't make the flimsy cardboard stand up straight.
Trista People can just hold them up. Have a table nearby that they can be propped against in between uses. We fixed the technical difficulty guys. What about the camera part…. I guess shutterfly wants you to print there, but do you like a tripod? I always want to have them print immediately for guests to take home.
Not to bad as long as you back it yourself glue on cardboard. I just love these crafty ideas! I made one of your photobooth headpieces the other day to make everyone giggle at work!
Although I needed to cut it out better, it did the job! Adding you to my blog roll, i love it! A quelle place finira ce petit Pandaranol? Key to the Chinese market — microwave oven, range hood, rice cooker — HC network appliance industry-hc Loading - Please wait.
May 19, jordan. Jenny May 19, 7: I am doing a cowboy party next week and this will be perfect. Mariela May 19, 7: Amazing, that's so cool. My son birthday is next week so this could be fun. Have a nice day! The Perfect Model May 19, 8: Next Birthday for sure… if the world doesn't ends tomorrow… love http: What a great idea!!
Taylor Sterling May 19, 9: Trista May 19, 9: Sharon May 19, 9: Anonymous May 19, 2: ROK May 19, 4: May 19, 9: Katrina May 20, 6: What a great kid's party idea! I love the ballerina best of all.